Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Fricking frackin mackern smackrn

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS JON AND KATE BULLSHIT I COULD JUST SPIT NAILS. SHUT THEM THE FUCK UP. I DO NOT CARE HOW MANY GODDAMN CHILDREN THEY HAVE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, GO AWAY, LEAVE US IN PEACE, YOU FUCKING WHINING, FAMOUS-FOR-NO-REASON ANNOYING PEOPLE.

Shit.

It really makes me want to hear about Paris Hilton again, I swear to god. I know I don't have to tell you, that is really bad, man, when you long for Paris Hilton news.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank baby jeebus I figured out how to follow the bread crumbs, because I would totally hate a Star Trek quote to be the last thing to pass between us.

Anonymous said...

You're like the Pied Piper, leading the rats of Brementown. Or perhaps you are like Kevin Costner in that really stupid baseball movie..."if you build it, they will come...". Regoob. Love it. Love you!

Essay said...

Kirby, breadcrumbs, Pon Far, much the same thing. (my apologies for not knowing how to spell the Vulcan mating ritual)

Ant, no, no, you can't hate 'Field of Dreams' It's the only Kevin Costner film worth anything. James Earl Jones...Burt Lancaster... even Amy Madigan who I hate was awesome in it.. sniff... want to have a catch?

vikkitikkitavi said...

"It really makes me want to hear about Paris Hilton again, I swear to god. I know I don't have to tell you, that is really bad, man, when you long for Paris Hilton news."

I know, right? I'm all "Come back Nicole Richie, all is forgiven."