Monday, October 19, 2009

questioned sanity (again)

Shit, I'm undoing this move to the Regoob, but I do love to say 'regoob,' yes I do. I guess I'd had a few glasses of wine when I decided to have 12 different alter egos, shit. I know you hate me now. Forgive the madness. I just thought telling my child to hide in the attic while the balloon got news coverage was a good idea at the time!!

So, this one is dead. Long live the other, the Secret Society of Cool Kids. Don't be hatin. Again, sorry. ..I'm not worthy. Go back to the old place. Roll you eyes at me, it's okay. I can take it, bitches.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Fricking frackin mackern smackrn

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS JON AND KATE BULLSHIT I COULD JUST SPIT NAILS. SHUT THEM THE FUCK UP. I DO NOT CARE HOW MANY GODDAMN CHILDREN THEY HAVE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, GO AWAY, LEAVE US IN PEACE, YOU FUCKING WHINING, FAMOUS-FOR-NO-REASON ANNOYING PEOPLE.

Shit.

It really makes me want to hear about Paris Hilton again, I swear to god. I know I don't have to tell you, that is really bad, man, when you long for Paris Hilton news.